sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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