So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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