Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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