Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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