I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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