doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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