so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
you never un-have a 4some
I have already put on my inside pants.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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