We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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