He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
