did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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