no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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