Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Randomize
