do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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