Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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