I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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