Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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