Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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