No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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