On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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