i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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