the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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