He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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