thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Mom said you looked used
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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