I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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