The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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