And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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