There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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