Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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