problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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