Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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