I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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