im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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