Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
