Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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