Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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