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Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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