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We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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