i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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