You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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