Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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