you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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