my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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