problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Too much gin, very little bucket
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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