Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
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