he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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