This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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