Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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