no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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