Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
May the power of my ass compel you!!
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Randomize