OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My dick has a subreddit
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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