Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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