So drunk its hurt
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Randomize