He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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